The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.
by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014
Get the Broke Man Diet Planmug. by MakeShift September 7, 2007
Get the new york disco dietmug. A fairly new diet which is spreading like wild fire though hollywood homes to everyday people.
The diet plan requires the subject to eat one slice of ham every 30 hours to lower calories fast and effectively.
A typical 30 hour ham diet plan would look something like this:
Monday 7am: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Tuesday 1pm: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Wednesday 7pm: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Of course an infinate ammount of water is allowed on this diet. This diet plan is greatly complimented by the intake of Mephedrone nasally.
The diet plan requires the subject to eat one slice of ham every 30 hours to lower calories fast and effectively.
A typical 30 hour ham diet plan would look something like this:
Monday 7am: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Tuesday 1pm: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Wednesday 7pm: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Of course an infinate ammount of water is allowed on this diet. This diet plan is greatly complimented by the intake of Mephedrone nasally.
Cindy: Wow, this 30 hour ham diet is working wonders for my figure!
Jenny: I can see, you look fantastic, I've got to give it a try!
Cindy: Definately, I've dropped 4 dress sizes in a week, MIRACLE!
Jenny: I can see, you look fantastic, I've got to give it a try!
Cindy: Definately, I've dropped 4 dress sizes in a week, MIRACLE!
by Grandmaster Picks November 4, 2009
Get the 30 Hour Ham Dietmug. Oh yah, he didn't learn, this is his 3rd ticket this month. He should've listened to me when I told him to go on the 70 mph Diet.
by Saralise September 6, 2007
Get the 70 mph Dietmug. by luisfemart April 3, 2011
Get the new girlfriend dietmug. okey dokey diet(/lemon) cokey - meaning OK
used by someone that accepts that by saying it they are in fact an epic douche.
used by someone that accepts that by saying it they are in fact an epic douche.
guy 1 'i'm off mate'
guy 2 'okey dokey diet cokey'
guy 1 '...you...er...you realise that you're a douche?
guy 2 'yeah...'
guy 1 'sick blad' *leaves*
guy 2 'okey dokey diet cokey'
guy 1 '...you...er...you realise that you're a douche?
guy 2 'yeah...'
guy 1 'sick blad' *leaves*
by eggsonlegs January 18, 2009
Get the okey dokey diet cokeymug. Lose weight by only eating 1 fruit and 1 can of fish a day because you're in prison and you don't trust the prison chef.
"Oy, I've been on the Tommy Robinson Diet Plan for only 2 weeks now and I've lost 5 pounds."
"Bloody good mate. You look fantastic."
"Thank you."
"Bloody good mate. You look fantastic."
"Thank you."
by T.R. Ferguson December 12, 2019
Get the Tommy Robinson Diet Planmug.