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deez nuts

HA, GOTEEM
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The living point of the universe lies on this single word. Using this against someone will have more power than killing them with and orbital cannon. Constructed in a science lab, even God fears this insult. Use this only to forever rid your enemy of existence. when put to a power level this word surpasses the infinity gauntlet worn by Shaggy
Guy 1: You know what deez is?
Women 1: No whats Deez?
Guy 1: You fool i have been saving this power for eons. You have sealed your fate and the worlds with you
by Dietz NUtties October 28, 2021
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I want you to fuckk me harder, she said deez
by Jeffery Bazos November 1, 2021
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DEEZ NUTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA GOTEEMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim: have you heard of deez?

Johnson: whats deez?

Jim: you have fallen right into my trap. You are a complete imbecile, the trap was so simple yet you still fell for it. I have just deceived you into asking what deez are. I have never been more powerful and mighty. I will enjoy this.

Johnson: Oh no...

Jim: DEEZZ NUTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO GOTEEMMM

Johnson: *dies*
by sussyimposteramoguslol September 7, 2021
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Deez nuts is a word originated by a black man in a joking manner amongst the early 21st century.

In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name

“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”
Guy 1: what’s you name?
Guy 2: deez nuts, ha gottem.
by TTV/ Frosty_meese September 14, 2021
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Anyone who makes deez nuts jokes, especially all the time, are really fun to hang out with and are always the life of the party. They don't like being put on the spot despite the fact that they're very social. They're loved by many and even though they're fun and lively, behind the scenes, they're really insecure and sad, so if you ever see a person who makes deez nuts jokes all the time, ask them if they're doing okay!
Sam: hey there's something on your chin
Bailey: Really, What?

Sam: deez nuts on your chin!

Bailey: You always do that!
by Sp4de September 14, 2021
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you: yo have you heard the band '' Imagine Dragons ''
friend: yeah, why?
you: ...IMAGINE DRAGGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE
by yomommmaaaa September 16, 2021
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