Crab Pineapple

Some one who Shat themselves while they did a shit on there pants while they fucked there mum

Oh i did a crab pineapple

by Crab Pineapple 69 June 29, 2017

sand crab

An alternative common name to the mole crab or sand flea

When I was at the beach I let some sand crabs try to burrow into my hand, it was ticklish

by DolphinFinder August 4, 2020

Steamed Crabs

To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.

"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."

by Bleedingoak November 2, 2012

Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 3, 2011

Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 3, 2011

local crab

"Local crab says Hello to wanderers!"

Local crab, a crab with a radio for a body and claws for hands

by icetea622 June 30, 2023

stank crab

The act of dripping hot butter from your Crab Legs on your lady friend's forehead while she's taking care of you at your Family BBQ.

"Yo, I got your cousin to give me a Stank Crab at the family BBQ on Saturday! Oh, and How Ya Momma and Them Been?

by J Suave February 13, 2022