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Caleb

Caleb is a HUGE nerd! The type of dude to ask for a textbook on his b-day. He may be known to be dense and sometimes even a bit of an ass but, he is a kind soul at the heart. He's probably a bit on the chubby side and may not be the most popular man in the school but, he has that one group of peeps that he hangs with.

His sense of humor is probably a bit dirty and he is most likely a weebo at heart. He likes to play with dangerous things and sometimes picks fights but, he has the kindest soul. Wide eyes and a bright smile are his most defining traits and he tends to flash them when talking to those he truly trusts.

He will always have one special girl/guy in his life that he is crushing hard on (most likely the smart one that will go on with him about geometry) but, is too afraid of rejection to make a move. Caleb has low self esteem and probably doesn't them he can be loved but, just as he has eyes on that one girl, one girl has eyes on him....
Guy 1: the homework took forever! It was so hard!

Caleb: that's what she said!!!!!

Guy 1:.........

Caleb: *laughs at his own joke*
by I wanna die!!! September 2, 2019
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Caleb the domer

Caleb the domer is a rapist likes to touch little girls and smoke some phatty bowls. He doesn’t know what he is doing in life yet apart from fucking bitches and making money. He is surprised that he doesn’t have an std yet
Chur mbro Caleb the domer how’s the little girls mate
by KefeTangapenisslut May 13, 2021
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Caleb

A caleb usually does the opposite of what is logical, often times he fails at turning off stoves and spills ramen. Is always equiped with an Uno Reverse Card.
The man was such a caleb as he dumped the ramen everywhere
by anonymous October 17, 2020
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He loves chicken chicken is life if you are a Caleb who doesn’t like fried chicken I won’t be your friend. Caleb is good at basketball he is better than Michael Jordan Lebron James Kobe Bryant and steph curry. Caleb’s rule the world Caleb is always more supreme than you. Caleb’s are strong but lean because that’s what the girls like.

Caleb’s ride mountain bikes a lot Caleb’s usually live in houses and put deodorant on Caleb’s like chicken chkn for life if you are not a Caleb change your name so you can be the best person on earth
Wow Caleb is so good at life I wish I was a Caleb now i am depressed because I’m not a Caleb😭
by anonymous August 1, 2022
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The Most Awesome Man You will meet. Very nice and tall. All ways giving you cuddles
Omg have you guys seen caleb he is soooo cool
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Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.
"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence
by webbybutter January 2, 2023
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The word Caleb is discribed second biggest twink you could come across
Person 1: he reminds me of a Caleb
Person 2: a twink?
Person 1:yeah exactly that
by DESSSSSSSSSSS January 28, 2024
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