Dead-Tarded

When people are so stupid they might as well be dead. They usaully have the IQ of a dead cat, they look like a deformed dog, and they cant be trusted!
"I heard Jims coming. Aw man that dude is dead-tarded!
by SlimTyler May 07, 2010
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Rave-Tard

the state of exceeding the point where you look like a massive retard in your rave pictures
What time last night did we start to look like fucking rave-tards?!

Dude I don't even remember seeing you.
by Tiggggggga January 03, 2010
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STAR-tard

Someone who seems to be relatively unintelligent (low GPA), but does above average on the STAR (Standardized Testing And Reporting) tests every year in the spring.
Person 1: Did Chris show you his STAR scores?
Person 2: Yea... I don't understand how he gets such bad grades but totally owns those tests...
Chris: It's because I'm a STAR-tard..
by Chrizzizzipppi April 25, 2008
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tard spotting

the act of spotting tards in there natural environment and taking pictures. then uploading them and sharing them on social networks.
taking a picture of a "tard" as they walk into a wall. similar to epic fails."you upload a pic of some tard that crashed a car where a road splits left or right, you tag it tard spotting"
by SxMxKillSwitch July 15, 2011
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tard speed

"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"
by LongDONGsilber January 20, 2014
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Me-tarded

An endearing term for when someone does something stupid, as you would.
Retarded like me!
My girl loves prank calling the neighbors, even though she's 30!
Me thinks she's me-tarded!
by Dave Chick October 01, 2008
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ape tard

A truly low chakra individual. One who is animal like. Ape tards are all about sex and violence. They have no manners.
"I don't know how these bartenders are putting up with all these ape tards. "
"Ape tards are rude and they do not tip."
by jimmycakes May 21, 2016
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