This kid is not my son

IT BASICALLY MEANS THAT SOME RANDOM SPIDER BABY CAME TO YOUR DOOR AND SAID HE IS YOUR SON WHEN HE IS A RANDOM KID

"THIS KID IS NOT MY SON" "yes it is" ":( shut up, its not"

by ThatgirlBianca October 10, 2022

ryan the husky son

a small man with a very senisitive soul and a very cracky voice and a redarded mind.

you will be suprised when you find out that ryan the husky son tapes crocs to redarded cats.

by theguywithaminishovel December 13, 2017

Son of a bing bang

The off spring of a horrible individual

V., When something bad happens that you can't help.

I hit my finger with the hammer, son of a bing bang.
He mad me so mad, son of a bing bang

by Jilljulmom March 1, 2019

son of my bitch

A son of someone whom has had your male child.

When you don't want to insult anyone directly after some unfortunate circumstance arises. I.e., an egg falls out of your hand accidentally that's when you would say " son of my bitch!"

by AlvaroTheGreat January 1, 2018

ur son trans

Literally worse after "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian".

+10 self-esteem fucking obliterated

the government will try and test on your power, and a 65% chance the underworld will bow before you

Jerry: ur mom gay
Horatio: ur dad lesbian
Bartholomew: ur son trans
The playground explodes, capitalism topples, Rosie O'Donnell gets a boyfriend , the CIA, MI6, NSA and the FBI show up at the same time. In the distance, explosions.

by BeeFucker69 March 10, 2018

sit it out son

The moment your father realizes you suck at sports, and probably will tell you later go get some pussy, be a man.

Matthew!

WHaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTEEE?????

sit it out son

*sitsdown*

-_-

*2hourslaterathome*

Go get some pussy, your dicks gonna grow, I'll test you on the field in 3 days.

by Stronghandles June 1, 2017

Dev Son syndrome

A rare syndrome making the victim want to fuck the shit out of a son

I am severely affected by Dev son syndrome

by Doctor Rdot January 28, 2023