Sausage Nest

A place where a sausage fest would take place.
"Hey Bro is the Sausage Nest ready for tomorrow night?"

OR

"Dude that World of Warcraft session at your Sausage Nest next week is going to be off the chain-hook!"
by Zen Zigwe February 10, 2014
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Halal Sausage

A Penis that has had the foreskin removed according to Islam, sometimes refered to as 'Chopped'.
"Its because she loves the halal sausage"
by H E March 18, 2015
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sausage dildo

It when you shit in a condom and tie it so you use it as dildo
My friend Estevan made an sausage dildo and went to town with it
by BIG T JONES February 24, 2016
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Sausage wrapping

When a man with no forskin and a man with forskin put their dicks together and the man with forskin wraps it over the guy with no forskin
Bro me and Tyler where sausage wrapping yesterday
by Tortuga king March 02, 2018
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Sausage Sofa

When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.
by Slewcake November 09, 2019
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Sausage vest

Sausage vest is an article of clothing worn to hide ones' fat. The problem is that this only causes the fat to then turn into rolls resembling sausage crammed into a casing.

These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
I had trouble getting passed that fat ass, thank goodness her sausage vest caused a bumper effect and bounced me to safety.

How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?

I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
by Sass sha J May 18, 2010
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Sausage Cake

A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant
Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night
by Aj McCuhn December 14, 2010
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