monkey tug

Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina

Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.

by Young James April 23, 2008

tech monkeys

All the wonderful tech people who perform fix-it miracles with web based platforms or IT hardware.

John: WTF? Twitter is down again!

Jim: I'm sure the Twitter tech monkeys will have it fixed it no time.

by LittleNano April 7, 2011

Pan monkey

A line cook in a restaurant, especially one viewing his work as mindless

"You know, I didn't always used to be a pan monkey. I was a lawyer once."

by JoeShablotnik June 11, 2018

flab monkey

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

by Dr. KLUE September 30, 2008

Gush monkey

A person who is extremely gushy in the emotional sense.

Dawn: You are the best guy ever. I can't believe we are in this relationship. I've always wanted someone like you in my life.

Bob: I didn't know you were this much of a gush monkey. :p. It's cute.

by gushmonkey May 10, 2011

Night Monkey

When you and your friends hide in a tree and jump down when people walk beneath you, scaring the crap out of them

Dude, remember that one time we were playing night monkey and I got chased?

Oh dude that was so funny!

by Nicky J! April 23, 2009

monkey trap

When someone is punked(tricked), they have been monkey trapped. Originally from a volleyball play where the attacker baits the opponent to touch the net and end in a point for the other team.

Whoa, Will just tricked me again, he monkey traps me all the time.

by ggggvgggg October 30, 2011