meat pocket

a very nice well folded pussy

jesus christ bob look at that bitches meat pocket!!!!

by voodoo4426 November 2, 2011

swinging meat

1. slang for the act of hooking up with a girl.

2. physically taking hold of one's penis and swinging it in a helicopter like motion.

I would not go in there right now andre my friend donturius is swinging meat.

muffuga! I might jus have to swing meat myself deen

by Flowaz in da buildin December 28, 2009

white meat

down to the very bone

awww that dude got beat down to the white meat

by julie February 7, 2005

Meat Pleaser

A person's mouth, which is used to give oral pleasure. Always used in a derogatory way towards females, sometimes fags.

Hey, get that meat pleaser over here and start sucking on this big dick, bitch.
Shut your fucking meat pleaser bitch!

by shrekDIEsel January 7, 2011

Minced Meat

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.

The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

cougar meat

These are the males in their late-teens or 20s that "cougars" are on the prowl for.

Cougar #1: Hey, did you see that hot cutie with the Ed Hardy shirt going into the men's room?

Cougar #2: Oh yeah, definite cougar meat - I want to jump his bones!

by Atlanta Bob September 18, 2009

meat scooter

A solid-hoofed four legged creature, at times domesticated and trained to run fast, aka the horse.
Runs on hay fuel.

"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"

"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"

by Thelissie January 21, 2008