Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

Little Jeff

Basically a much worse way to call someone a Midget, UmpaLumpa, Troll, Shrimp, Hobbit, Dwarf, KeeblerElf Any individual that is height impaired

He's just angry cause he has to spend his life being a Little Jeff!

by ⚖️🕵🏻‍♂️NRP🔒👮🏼‍♂️ January 3, 2023

Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.

"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"

by dudehellllo April 11, 2019

Jeff Cheesecake

A mythical creature who is not human or cheesecake. A Legend. Not many people no of him. He is part of the cheesecake religion prophecy.

Who is Jeff Cheesecake?

by Jamie Desnica September 28, 2018

Jeff Beck

One of the greatest guitarists of all time, who passed away in January this year. Probably the best human out of the three famous guitarists (the other two being Eric Clapton and Jimmy Page) who played for the Yardbirds.

Jeff Beck (24 June 1944-10 January 2023) was one of the best guitarists of all time.

by JH14FAN February 26, 2023

Jeff

small dick havin ass skinny motherfucker.

"jeff is a little pussy"

by jeffhassmalldick123 August 29, 2019

Jeff

The most high degree of a hater. These people hide in plain sight as supporters and in darkness tell people how they hate you while also ranting over the internet about you while never directly talking to you or mentioning you.

They are too scared to actually do anything, but at the same time will threaten and tell the world what they will do to you or have already done in their mind as if it were real. They will never fight, but at any cost avoid it the same as they would avoid jail, but at the same time would cohere another person into taking on their battle as if they were a part of it.

Fuck Jeff.

Look at Jeff over there, just Jeffing it up!

by Salvatore Perigio September 15, 2019