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Riding West of Texas

Having sex, but having it a little on the kinky side. This may include, but is not limited to sex chairs, sex toys, lotions and/or creams.

This originated from the laws against sex toys in Texas.
Girl 1: "What are you doing tonight"
Girl 2: "I'm riding west of Texas. Wanna come?"
by Susie Aberksen January 23, 2008
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i love you text

A phenomenon started by a user on mylifeisaverage.com in which a person texts "i love you" to random phone numbers, or numbers other users post in comments on MLIA.
Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm sending i love you texts. One of the people even knew what it was. Now she's saved as The Joker on my phone, and I'm Batman on hers.
by rabidsensibility August 5, 2009
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Garland, Texas

A suburb of Dallas, Texas, USA. The population is around sixty-five thousand as of December 2009. Its school district is one of the few in the country that still allows you to choose which school you wish to go to.
This city was inspiration for the show 'King of the Hill', which is set in 'Arland, Texas.'
Garland was also the location of the beginning of the 2009 movie 'Zombieland.'
Sometimes referred to as G-Town, though that can also refer to Garland High School.
No one rides horses, and the majority of the population does not have a heavy southern drawl.
Have you ever been to Garland, Texas? That place is fucking awesome!
by The Color Fiend December 30, 2009
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shoot a text

Matt: Have you heard from Uncle T today?
Big Chris: Nah, you might wanna shoot a text to him.
Matt: K, thanks butty!
by coalcase1 October 27, 2009
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texas tuck

1. used by men

2. use when you have a random erection at a social event (school, hanging out, etc.)

3. perform by tucking your penis inbetween your lower stomach area and the pants' waistband
dude, i totally texas tucked it today in english class.
by 45720nesdrakiR January 6, 2007
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texags

Characterized by humorous banter, pursuit of excellence, and Aggies who learned how to spell.
People who post on texags know how to spell "characterize".
by Jarhead96 July 22, 2008
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textionary

The list of words that are in your cell phone's T9 library which appear when you type in the correct sequence of numbers.
Guy 1: Text Mike that "We'll see him l8er."
Guy 2: "L8er" is not in my textionary. I'll have to add it now.
by MarkShark May 18, 2009
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