Top the Tater

When you’re plugging away in the rear gate and pull out, when out drops a spud, and you nlow that load all over it

I was Fuckin your sister in the ass last night, and she rode me so hard it slipped out, she dropped a spud, but it was so good I had to top the tater

by Skanky Rabbi April 4, 2021

Go sit on a tater

Go sit on a potato - i.e. Go fuck yourself.

"Top of the mornin' to you."
"Go sit on a tater."

by Madmikeandbob October 30, 2021

Potato Potat Tater V

The rival and complete opposite of Cornell Cornelius Cornbob in the Cornverse. Nothing much is known about this strange man...

I heard that Potato Potat Tater V burns the corn we are provided with!

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

see you later tater

Used for saying goodbye.

See you later tater. I'll see you tomorrow.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot

When two heterosexual individuals - one an authentic Korean and the other an authentic Chinese, which is male or female is irrelevant - fornicate using the leftover grease from today's breakfast hashbrowns. At the brink of climax, the male will scream "It's hot! It's real hot!"

This signals the female to finish him off by slopping her greased-up fuckhole around his pulsating cock, doing him past orgasm until she also reaches climax - at which point, both will do a synchronized backflip to produce a satisfying *pop* sound when the male slips out of the female, erupting the "secret sauce" all over both participants. If either party misses their landing, and breaks their nose, it is referred to as a 'Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot with Ketchup'.

Kim "Hey Wong, can we do a Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot together?"
Wong "Oh, of course Kim!"

*After the Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot*

Kim "What the fuck?! I didn't order it with Ketchup!"
Wong "I can't breath."

by ChadTheGiga January 12, 2025