Rollin' Squinchy

1. Having any combination of bodily byproducts in one's pants yet doing nothing about it.

"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."

"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

Poppin a squirt

Poppin a squirt means you pissing.

Hold on hes poppin a squirt

by YourARetard October 22, 2009

squirt and dirt

The action of using the toilet and relievings one's self of both Urine and Feces in the same sitting.

C'mon man we need to get out of here i need to squirt and dirt.

by OrangeMan123 December 12, 2006

lemon squirt

It is a crude term for how women urinate.

i love a good lemon squirt in my drink

by johnny throwdown September 21, 2006

squinted eye

a person of asain descent

i wanted to order some food from the restaurant where squinted eye works

by rick gibbs November 25, 2003

Squirt-Nogg

When lard(pig fat) is applied to to vagina, blended with pussy juice, and a dollop of relish. Is eaten out of the vagina and digested with a spot of egg nogg.

I drank that chicks Squirt-Nogg like a piping hot cup of tea

by hugmesexysourficktish July 4, 2009

squirt engine

A man who puts out often. Usually accompanies impressive stamina.

Do they ever leave the bedroom? That guy must be a real squirt engine.

by cheshirepig January 21, 2010