Slothy Seconds

When you think you’re a star... but you’re just a star fish.

When she thinks her pussy is sold, but expects us to mine it like it’s gold.

Lies there like I’m folding clothes, that’s just way too bold.

Even though she beacons,

we know she’s Slothy Seconds

by Dr. Scotchair September 8, 2020

Smotheling

When you’re sitting on the toilet and there isn’t any toilet paper left, so you use your shirt.

Someone: “dude i just had to smothel-“
Other guy: “ew smotheling is disgusting”
Someone: “there wasn’t any toilet paper”

by Ah sh- October 25, 2020

Smoth

When you're a retard and want to say the word smooth

Tath wass likke so smoth moviement

by Donkeyface12321 November 26, 2020

SMother

A hyper vigilant and sometimes overbearing mother that smothers their adult child/ren with limitless love, affection, attention, devotion, loyalty, and food; with a few unrealistic demands.

While her offspring appreciates her and efforts, laughter, eye rolling, and a firm “STOP IT” are the arrows in their quiver.

However, the occasional acquiescence to her attention is always met with joy and more smothering.

This behavior is considered normal for a grandmother.

Boss: You looked a little exasperated on that call. Who were you speaking to?

Adult Child/Employee: That was my SMother wanting to discuss my profile portrait on the company website. She doesn’t feel it captured my best features and wants it shot again.

by Omarteag March 13, 2021

slothsx

A tiktoker who is really kind his sexuality is unknown and doesn't post much but he still love his followers he is on 505 followers

slothsx is a dumbass

by Give me back my ipad joshua January 31, 2021

Slothenius

Someone who can be very smart when they want to be. But are generally very lazy people.

My friend can act like a slothenius when it comes to math.

by Chothasaurus February 11, 2021

slothologist

(n) usually a short-sighted, chia-pet hair, very short female. Likes naps. Will literally fall asleep anywhere. Sucks at connect 4.

That Tiffany always passes out at the bar, she’s such a slothologist.

by Darthsloth May 28, 2021