Spermologer

a person who collects trivia or who is obsessed with current news and gossip.

Johnny is an eclectic spermologer.

by Nav bor August 22, 2021

Sperm Wars

When men play a game of tag by ejaculating on eachother

“oh shit did you just cum on me?”
“yeah bro! it’s sperm wars! you’re it! no tag backs!”

by domtopgothmomgf September 4, 2021

Sperm Burpin Bitch

A female or possibly male that burps up sperm at any given time from sucking on to many penis's.

"I think you are a Sperm burpin Bitch", "Oh Her!,She's a sperm burpin bitch"

by Derrick B August 23, 2006

spermaphrodite

An hermaphrodite who loves to participate in orgies.

Pat is a very attractive hermaphrodite who looks like a very beautiful, large breasted woman with a huge cock and a tight little vagina. Pat is super popular at all the orgies, and loves to play the "spermaphrodite"!

by Cris Kelly July 22, 2006

Spermy The Fish

Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!

Spermy desires a penis, you see.

In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.

He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile

Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.

Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.

Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB

Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.

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by QuickDick the Terrible February 5, 2010

Sperm Burping Road Whore

a prostitute, a cheap one at that.

She is a sperm burping road whore that will fuck anyone for cash.

by dogglue January 31, 2010

Spermcake

Spermcake, sperm-cake:
1) The accumulation of cock juice in ones belly button that is the devoured by the partner in question.
2) The puddle of sperm mudd that is consumed from the anal oriface.
3) A second term for muffin butter.
4) The frosting of the vagina by jizz.

1) Can I eat your "spermcake".
2) Finish your "spermcake" dear or you won't get sloppie seconds!

by NickName4U May 2, 2006