This kid is not my son

IT BASICALLY MEANS THAT SOME RANDOM SPIDER BABY CAME TO YOUR DOOR AND SAID HE IS YOUR SON WHEN HE IS A RANDOM KID

"THIS KID IS NOT MY SON" "yes it is" ":( shut up, its not"

by ThatgirlBianca October 10, 2022

son of my bitch

A son of someone whom has had your male child.

When you don't want to insult anyone directly after some unfortunate circumstance arises. I.e., an egg falls out of your hand accidentally that's when you would say " son of my bitch!"

by AlvaroTheGreat January 1, 2018

sit it out son

The moment your father realizes you suck at sports, and probably will tell you later go get some pussy, be a man.

Matthew!

WHaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTEEE?????

sit it out son

*sitsdown*

-_-

*2hourslaterathome*

Go get some pussy, your dicks gonna grow, I'll test you on the field in 3 days.

by Stronghandles June 1, 2017

your son a bum

A countermeasure to the heavy insult ‘your grandpap a trap’. Very illegal insult may only be used by the highest ranking roadmen, high stature politicians and royalty. However few known individuals with no respect throughout the community have used this clapback and came off a free man.

(Nonce A is getting loud)

Nonce B: your son a bum
Nonce A: ok, you’re fucked, cya in another life

by Nova da lad May 12, 2018

Son of a bing bang

The off spring of a horrible individual

V., When something bad happens that you can't help.

I hit my finger with the hammer, son of a bing bang.
He mad me so mad, son of a bing bang

by Jilljulmom March 1, 2019

jay jiggle-son

this divine human being walks around on three legs, one bolock, the other bolock and his gargantuas girthy huge dick.

wow is that jay jiggle-son his dick is fucking huge.

by tommo6923 April 5, 2023

Dev Son syndrome

A rare syndrome making the victim want to fuck the shit out of a son

I am severely affected by Dev son syndrome

by Doctor Rdot January 28, 2023