Slut Theory

A theory that states that any girl at the bar who says "I'm not a slut" without being provoked or actually being called a slut...is always a slut.

Aaron: Hey can I buy you a drink?
Jane: No...I'm not some sort of slut!
Aaron: I never said you were.

Aaron(to friend Matt): Did you hear that girl?
Matt: Yeah man, Slut Theory says shes definitely a slut! Go for it!

...later that night after hooking up...

Jane: you must think im some kind of slut huh?
Aaron: yeah...kinda

by clunICE April 9, 2009

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sonic slut

A super hot girl (usually a teenager) who works at sonic dates and bangs all of the employees, and even a few of the customers.

Sonic employe- thanks for choosing sonic may I take your order?
Customer- yes I would like 2 sonic sluts please.
Sonic employe- they will be one moment, they are occupied blowing me at this point in time.

by Franz ferdenad January 5, 2014

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slut-cessories

fashion accessories marketed as an accompaniment to, or accentuation of, promiscuous dress.

Look at that tramp rocking Bebe's new line of slut-cessories.

by mandifferous April 28, 2009

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Soul Slut

A soul slut, also known in some countries as a spirit slut, is an individual with an insatiable appetite for spiritual intercourse. The actions performed during such intercourse can be platonic, but soul sluts tend to prefer acts at the most sexual end of the spiritual spectrum. Whether they're trying to taste your spectral sphincter, or simply grab you by your ghoulies, soul sluts are always thirsty for your incorporeal essence.

Rob: "Did you see the way she was staring into your soul?"
John: "Yeah, she's quite the soul slut."

by Casper the Fucking Ghost January 24, 2017

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cum slut

A girl or woman who loves sperm. A connoisseur of cum. One who is fascinated by the rhythmic expulsion of cum from a cock, by its gelatinous texture, the feel of it on her tongue, its smell, and its taste. A female who is fascinated by the power of cum to impregnate. One who loves to receive large volumes of sperm inside her from any source. One who spends her days and nights in a continual quest for males who can provide her with large volumes of thick, tenacious, opalescent jism.

She was a cum slut with an exceptional appetite for sperm and she didn't much care where it came from. Although cum sluts crave cum in any orifice, my friend likes to drink a cupful through a straw. Like many cum sluts she also likes it as a dressing on noodles, salad, sushi etc. Some cum sluts brush their teeth with the elixir of life.

by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008

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