Simonas

Simonas is the cutest boy ever living. If you see him you should probably hang out with him.

Hi Simonas!

Hi gurl😙

by Simdauk November 21, 2021

Simon

Smallest pp

Is it even in there simon

by Natalia mar November 22, 2021

Šimon

Tall and a very handsome young man. His smile can light up the room, and the wrinkles by his eyes are to die for. Very smart, even though he will not admit it. He is a hard-working man and can achieve anything he sets his mind to. Šimon is a very supportive friend, and extremely patient as well. Keeps his circle small. Secretly likes cuddles and is a great hugger. He also likes sports, for example, badminton. He is usually a very funny guy and gives amazing movie recommendations. If he cares about you, don't lose him over some stupid shit like being jealous about everything and give him his freedom. His friendship and love is worth all the trouble. In conclusion, Šimon is a good guy despite some of his, not bad, but worse qualities.

I really like this guy, he is pretty awesome. But he doesn't want to hug me..
Ohhh, that's gotta be Šimon!

by gimmeahugpls158 November 22, 2021

Simon

1. To suck a hairy, British boomers’ cock at 4 o’ clock.
2. To have sex with a porcupine.

1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”

by Tommie hendrickens April 29, 2022

scott simon

A jobless Polish junkie.

You lost your job again? What a fucking Scott Simon...

by SlumLordBillionaire June 6, 2018

The Simanjuntak’s

An expression oftenly used to describe two people who are madly in love with each other. This term was derived from the famously controversial lovestory between a young, beautiful Indonesian-decent goddess of a woman named Roderick and a handsome, almighty and brave man named Tia. It was truly love at first sight. This saying is used as a tribute to commemorate the passionate love, two soulmates held for each other.. To this day their love still remains powerful even to their deceased corps that lay buried underneath us in the same coffin..

Margarita: Aww would you look at those two lovebirds!!!!
Kevin: Yea, The Simanjuntak’s of the century they are!

by Iloveyourodsjsjsjs May 31, 2019

Tom Simons

tommyinnit

"have you watched tom simons?"
"who?"
"tommyinnit"
"no."

by the giver of facts January 22, 2022