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What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by Skribbla15 January 31, 2018
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Sex

Max couldn’t take his eyes off Sara at the club. When Sara caught him staring at her pussy, she came to him and said “You and me. Up.” She slid a finger on his dick before leaving. Max went upstairs and saw Sara in a lace bra and thong.They kissed each other. “Let’s have some fun” Sara said sexily. Max ripped off her bra and thong. He stripped himself down too, to reveal a 10 inch cock. “I can’t believe you’ve been hiding this from me. She knelt and gave Max a blowjob. He came in her mouth, and Sara swallowed it all. Sara opened her legs and showed Max her pink pussy. “I can’t believe you’ve been hiding this from me” said Max. He was shallow fucking her at first to make her beg for him. “HARDER FASTER DEEPER PLEASE DADDY” Sara said. He went in a bit deeper. “PLEASE!” she yelled. Max turned her around and did it doggie style, adding in a few spanks. He shoved all 10 inches in her, and they both came at the same time. Max then started to eat her out. She came. They fell asleep together and did it all again in the morning.
by PleaseDaddyPlease June 7, 2020
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Sex

1. The movement of a pussy going into a dick. Or a woman sucking a dick. Or a man eating a pussy
2. The person gender
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LOOK UP SEX?! GO BACK TO MIDDLE SCHOOL FOR SEX ED!
by deeznutz HA GOTTIE May 13, 2016
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Sex

Joe: I could use some advanced kissing right now

Shrek: We can have Sex in my swamp
by Advancedkisser October 29, 2019
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Sex

When the male reproductive organ enters the (Or a) female's vagina.
Guy: That was an awesome night last night with her.
Guy #2: Why?
Guy: Me and her had sex.
Guy #2: Awesome, so did I.
by UrBANDictionary June 20, 2015
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sex

bro 1: yo have you ever had sex before?
bro 2: ur funny lol
by tckrtxa November 30, 2019
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Sex

Sex is like the math ,

Add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,

Spread the legs ,

Hope you don't multiply
Sex is like maths
by Levi_pseudonym January 25, 2021
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