Semen Sam

An autistic kid who likes to browse the urban dictionary. Hes shit at golf and has a hot sister named amelia. He makes weird noises too

Bro Semen Sam is sus and i think he lives in sussex

by The Oxford Dictionary 0fficial May 29, 2024

semen sight

When a guy jacks off and nuts in his own eye or his girl's eye

Girl-you got cum in my eye
Guy-haha bitch now you got semen sight 😹😹

by BitchDontTalkToMe December 1, 2015

semen odor

disgusting smell that comes from semen. it smells like some kind of a grass.

person 1: semen odor is disgusting. its the only reason why i dont masturbate
person 2: yeah

by fuck fornite June 12, 2023

semen

semen is the good stuff that cums haha get it out of your genitalia
Yes I do have a PhD in semen don't ask again.

Example:
Person: That movie was so nice! What was your favorite part?
Another Person: Semen
Person: W-what?
Another Person: Semen
Person: Fuck, I knew it

by Average Discord Moderator April 20, 2024

sneaky semen

Semen that you can’t feel when it squirts out on it

He had some sneaky semen, like a ninja

by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024

Semen tax

A form of tax paid in exchange for a favor, usually sexual in nature that ends in ejaculation

Cindy and I went to Applebee's, I was short on cash but offered to pay the bill if she paid the semen tax.

by CumSailAway March 30, 2024

semen socket

The act of violently extracting someones glass eye, and proceeding to insert ones penis into the empty socket in a vigorous jack hammering motion resulting in a raw, bloody, wet, creamy, delicious mess. Leaving the sticky socket swimming with tadpole tears.

"Have you ever had a semen socket?"

by Semen Socket July 18, 2018