sebastian theis

did u see that enormous penis?
Yeah, that most belong to Sebastian theis
by itsyourboy420boy December 23, 2016
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Sebastian

A handsome man with a heart of gold. May be short but his temper is not.
MEANT TO BE with a woman (or other) starting with F,L or A
Sebastian you short mf
by Guruofloveandstuff June 2, 2022
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Sebastian

He's 'just average height'

Also has a good sleep schedule
Sebastian: "I'm 'just average height', don't know what you're talking about"
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Sebastian

A fatass that loves to insult you he is seb an idiot and moron and blames all his problems on you
"This is all your fault for not giving me your work"

this is what Sebastian says: Om nom nom, fuck you, Kill yourself, are all the things he says he also plays cheeseburger simulator
by JimmyGoesBang April 3, 2024
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Sebastian

Fucking insane, bro will lie about whatever comes to mind because he can. Hey will never keep a girl due to him being a fucking idiot. Everyone, everywhere, doesn’t believe a thing that comes out of his mouth and he’s a bit of a whore.
Billie eilish- I don’t know that kid
Jack black- me neither
Eminem- who tf is Sebastian
Rock- I think the kid might need help
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sebastian bogdanov

a sebastian bogdanov is truly on of a kind, they are one of the scariest blokes you will ever meet and it wouldnt suprise me if he was to eat a human
by dabossmanforever September 19, 2023
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