Glue and screw

When you glue the outside of the condom so when you pull out the condom stays in her vagina so your friend can hop right in

“The other night me and the homie pulled a glue and screw on the sit and she didn’t even know it”

by Frigg Reynoldz December 18, 2025

Screw

Being a fucking retard

Bro you are being such a fucking screw

by Str8Tristeza March 20, 2025

G-Screw

Gravitationally Going Down On Your Mother.

I Love To G-Screw

by KarlIsHere March 22, 2025

Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024

Cartinal Screw

A screw attached to bone cartilage, usually on human ears.

Just got a cartinal screw in my knee a few days ago.

by Dooderpant June 22, 2024

Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.

Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024