Rusty Dutch Rudder

The act of a girl blowing into your poop chute while she is grabbing your forearm moving your hand up and down which is holding your dick as she steers your dick boat into orgasm harbor.

Matt: Dude I just got a rusty trombone
Jack: I just got a Dutch rudder
Steven: My girlfriend combined both of those. She called it a rusty Dutch rudder.

by Sam7 October 21, 2013

Rusty Handcuff

A sexual maneuver, where when being anally fisted a person clenches their anus so tightly that the 'fister' is unable to remove their hand from the 'fistee'.

"I was fisting this Craiglist hooker when all of a sudden she gave me the rusty handcuff. I had to wear her like a sock puppet for nearly an hour."

by Ten-eight March 28, 2015

Rusty rocket

When you do anal and there's excrement on your cock

I shaged her up the arse and when I pulled out I had a rusty rocket

by Wak0 wilk0 July 15, 2016

rusty donut

The rusty donut is when you get arrested, and the police officer says he'll only let you go if you eat his rusty donut, which means he wants you to lick his butthole.

the cop said if I eat his rusty donut, he'll let me go.

by RapscallionATX July 8, 2006

Rusty Ogre

when a man is having anal sex with a woman/man and gets a blowjob directly afterward causing feces to rub off on their teeth, giving them the resemblance of an ogres

haha I just gave that chick a rusty ogre

by Satanicus Lucifarus Ex Mortis December 28, 2007

rusty bowtie

The combination of a "rusty trombone" and a "cincinnati bowtie" i.e. a reverse titty-fuck coupled with a rimjob.

"So i was fucking her tits cincinnati-style and she fucking starts rusty bowtie-ing me. I swear she almost sucked the shit out of my ass!"

by mojob15 January 3, 2012

Rusty Tractor

the art of dragging a naked girl across the floor by her hair through feces.

She'd been waiting for the rusty tractor all night.

by Breakfast star October 12, 2014