roots valid

Sexual Intercourse, coined by The Jizzles.

Roots Valid, with your mommy!

by John Orty January 22, 2024

Root Beer Float

Giving your friend a glass of root beer with your cum in it

“Hey man Can you had this root beer float to nik, I made it extra creamy for him”

by Tinguzpinguz May 20, 2023

ROOTS

a bigger turd/shit than a dirt snake ...aka massive explosive diarrhea

"Dude, I just made a dirt snake"...."No bro that is nothing compared to the ROOTS I had from the taco bell

I ate!"

by linda2000 March 10, 2021

root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer

Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!

by Scuba hoes July 3, 2019

Root

Beer pong

Hannah: "So what did you do at the party last night?"
Tyler: "oh we played some root"

by penispopper123 January 20, 2013

cap'n root beer

Root beer spiked with about 2 ounces of Captain Morgan that you drank when you were 11 with 3 friends at a fire you started with their moms Zippo in the woods

Let's go make some cap'n root beer in the shed

by add me on snap @Sawyer.Ritchie May 12, 2018

roote

A Roote is the answer to all life’s questions. They can be very stubborn but very passive. Usually love to get high and be a complete waste In life.

“Wow he is such a Roote”

by Lexxishere April 30, 2020