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light the puck 

v.t. Canadian 1. To instruct to excess; to highlight features that are already abundantly clear; to be overly didactic. Derived from the "FoxTrax" hockey puck (colloquially also called the glow puck, smart puck, laser puck, Fox Puck, or super puck): a specialized ice hockey puck with internal electronics that allowed its position to be tracked. Designed for NHL telecasts on the Fox television network, the highlighted puck dramatically displayed a trail on-screen when the puck accelerated. In 1994, Fox won a contract to broadcast NHL games in the United States. A common complaint among uninitiated viewers was that the puck was difficult to follow visually on the ice. Thus, FoxTrax was created to remedy the problem. The glowing puck was first used during the 1996 NHL All-Star Game. It was last used during the first game of the 1998 Stanley Cup Finals. Life-long hockey fans found the phenomenon distracting and well-nigh insulting. It remains an object of derision.
"I like Downton Abbey, but they really light the puck on the societal change 'thing'. Like, I get it—there was an impassable social hierarchy."

"I think the professor showed some personal animosity in his lectures—he can totally light up the puck on the whole 'the Serbs are a warlike people' notion. Like, I get it—we need to limit immigration."

"I wanted to say to her, 'Enough already with the parabens!' She was really lighting up the puck. I mean, the puck was practically glowing, over here."
light the puck by Thrilla_Dilla January 13, 2014
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THE KIRBY PUCKETT 

you bang your date from behind in the bathroom of the restaurant you took her out to on your date, when you finish, you back hand slap her in the face, perhaps spit on her.. and than take off leave her with the check for the meal.
Nice job Kirby Pucketting your date,...nothing like a free meal.
THE KIRBY PUCKETT by HELLSBELLS September 7, 2005
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Puckered Lips 

A really tight butthole that look like puckered lips.
The other day I was banging a virgen and she had the tightest Puckered Lips ever
Puckered Lips by ACORDE August 10, 2010

pucker factor number 9 

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.
"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"
pucker factor number 9 by LuLu B. August 24, 2007

Puck Slut 

The Dancers At Professional Ice Hockey Games
The girls that walk down the isle you are sitting in at a hockey game with their boobs hanging out are called puck sluts
Puck Slut by srebbie February 22, 2010
The butthole which resembles someones lips when they are puckered up for a kiss which is appropriate for kissing someones ass.
"I mooned Jenni and I spread my asscheeks in order to reveal my pucker, she was grossed out and was freaking, so i assumed she had seen the pucker."
pucker by Caitland August 24, 2006
pucks - pills, x pills, derived from the term "pucker", used by only a few members of the elite.
"got any pucks mate?..yeh im sorted"

"sammy d is a pucks noob, llama"
pucks by johny david ball July 24, 2008