professiANAL

Professional anal porn, abbreviated as PAP.

Man 1: Bro, I was watching the best profssiANAL last night.

Man2: What's that? You mean professional?

Man 1: No, ProfessiANAL. Professional anal porn. Otherwise known as PAP (who you have it with).

by IQ Of Over 9000!!! May 25, 2016

professor bitch

A Professor Bitch is a teacher who has a grudge on students FOR NO REASON, they double all the work students find boring, and half the time for Fun stuff

John - Ugh.. Mr Frank is such a Professor Bitch..
Tim - Ikr!

by Karma81723 May 30, 2018

Professional Bum

A fucking loser who tries to pretend like He/She is very intelligent, formal, high class, and superior to everyone else and calls them "Lessers" meanwhile in reality He/She is a fucking pathetic loser who was most likely bullied at school and have no rizz, no bitches, and have prolly never have gone outside before. He/She just sits there all day whining on social media and tries to act like He/She is superior to everyone else and silences anyone who opposes His/Her beliefs because the degenerate can't comprehend someone else thinking differently as Him/Her so He/She just resorts to cancelling someone because He/She deep down knows that the other person is right and they're just a complete idiot for thinking they are far superior to everyone else for having the "right" opinions so He/She uses cancel culture as a coping mechanism for Him/Her outrageous and downright stupid beliefs.

The Bum: "I LOVE COMMUNISM, TIKTOK, FEMINISM, BLM, BUZZFEED, AND THE LEFT WING! ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FATPHOBIC TRUMP SUPPORTING SEXIST INCEL MISOGYNISTIC WHORE AND YOU NEED TO BE CANCELLED AND FUCK YOU!"

Any normal person: "Damn bro, you're a Professional Bum."

The Bum: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGA HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED RIGHT NOW!"

Any normal person: 🤓 <-- This you?

by Captain Pingu September 13, 2022

Professional coper

A person who is willing to never accept there in the wrong and they just cope.

Look at Ashton he is a Professional coper

by Grey07 February 19, 2023

health profession

an email you recieve that no matter how many times you tell them to take you off of the list they just keep sending and sending

fuck you June A Thompson, and fuck your health profession...you can all burn in HELL!!!

by Bizzle fo PT March 26, 2003

Keeping it professional

To make an offer to another grown ass man to go out on a date together to eat ice cream instead of fighting.

Blank: I'm tired of you talking about my homosexuality you wanna fight?

Tommy Bilifiger: No we need to be keeping it professional what flavor ice cream you want?

by Willie Falcone September 6, 2009

ProfChaos

CS player who brings uber pwnage to all the n00bz at school and in the world! He brings chaos to any server he is in. Uber Pwnage player, ProfChaos, is feared at the sound of his name! His original cs name was MeisterWong when he first began. The name was similar to that of MastaWang who was the uberest of all the cs players known to our school and people used to say he stole the name, when infact Meister means perfect in German, or Master in the English and wong and wang are two different things. But as it came MeisterWong changed his name to the envied ProfChaos.

"Omfg ProfChaos!!! Your hacking arent you!!!!!!" - N00B
"lol! Me hack? Not my fault your a n00b" - ProfChaos
"DIE PROFCHAOS!!!!OMG!!!DIE!!!!" - N00B
"Never! MUhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah!!! 7#3 \/\/007|\|355 has arrived! Bring on the PWNAGE!!!" - ProfChaos

by ProfChaos December 3, 2004