Professor Maryam

She knows what she wants. She is good at what she do. She is charming, sexy, funny, and delicious. 😋

She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. 😇 She takes everbody's breath. 💞 She always knows how to surprise her love. 🥰
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:

The glittering moments shine like virgin gold

I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!

The spirit of LOVE flies above us

❤

I always love Professor Maryam to the moon and back.

by Kasra.soli May 11, 2020

phantom profile

A social network page, exp: facebook, twitter, or myspace profile that belongs/belonged to a now deceased person.
Could also be known as a "frozen profile".

My cousin has been gone for 3 years now, but on occasion I'll log onto facebook to look at his "phantom profile".

by mz_m September 29, 2010

shitbox profiling

being pulled over or otherwise harrassed by cops for being in an old, cheap or rundown vehicle. Especially in an affluent area.

my friend complained on facebook that she was frightened by two belligerent undercover cops who pulled her over for a busted headlight. After she insisted that uniformed patrolmen show up to reasure her that they were genuine, one of them commented " oh they were probably real cops, they're just used to dealing with rough neighborhoods and after all you're in a pretty old car" I commented on her post " you've been the victim of shitbox profiling"

by Cernunos May 5, 2011

Rachel Profiling

When a fat white bitch sugar mama is out there trolling for hobosexual black guys looking for a place to stay.

Damn last month Becky was Rachel profiling on skid row and now she has a bum crashing in her living room.

by PedoBlaster November 28, 2019

The Professor

The hottest being known in existence. Her very presence rocks the core of the universe. Her sheer strength is impossibly incalculable. Her kindness is enough to melt the coldest of hearts. Her voice is soothing like the wind on a spring day. A master musician and Godly chef. She is more fantastical than any rain, AND she got cake for days.

Did you see The Professor!? My skull literally exploded from her sheer attractiveness!

by wingedcurse August 3, 2022

Professional scalper

A new slang term for your psychiatrist or shrink

Why did I come up with the term professional scalper? Well only look at whose ox is being gored when you go to your therapist's office.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

Glistening Profusely

What a hot chick does when, in actuality, she is sweating like a pig

That chick on the stairmaster has a puddle of water under her from glistening profusely! Good thing she's hot or that would be disgusting!!

by calihog August 5, 2009