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premature ejacoptimisation

A focus, usually by poor programmers, on making code as fast, small or 1337 as possible, so that they cum hard, rather than making it work. Related to premature optimisation and premature ejaculation.
Hey, Joe, your code works, stop trying to do premature ejacoptimisation!
by Ricky Clarkson April 5, 2006
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preemo

Pre-emo. Music of the late nineties and early 2000s that featured whiny lyrics but still rocked.
Hoobastank's music paved the way for what is now referred to as "Emo." It is definitely a PreEmo band.
by Harmy G June 5, 2007
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Preemptification

The state of trying to do something before the consequences of said action are fully known.
see also stupidity and sex
Lisa blamed preemptification for the mishap with the blow torch.
by The Poetess November 2, 2003
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Premature Pikeys

A younger breed of pikey. Tragically, they think that they only way they can fit in and be accepted is if they dress like a complete idiot, aka a pikey. They are beginning to grow in population, particularly in the Bromley area.
'God.... ,MAJOR premature pikey alert'
by Mary November 25, 2003
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preemptive boo

A preemptive boo is a boo that is given before confirmation of negative action.
Example of a preemptive boo:

Hunter: Why did you cancel that file? Boo you.
Brooke: It just started going! I didn't cancel it!
by HunterD September 7, 2007
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Premdor

in the Hebrew Language it means "Champion of Beer Pong",
Man that team is Premdor.
by Ryan Coker March 29, 2010
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Preemptive Recycling

Stealing stuff ... often, very nice stuff, usually from work.

May include but is not limited to office supplies, computer parts, food and drink.

The justification is that the item(s) would have been thrown out anyway at some point so you're just going with the trend and saving the planet by recycling them a little "early".
Geek 1: "Check out my Blu-Ray rewriter"

Geek 2: "Oh, cool ! Where did you get it ?"

Geek 1: "Er ... it came from work ... I indulged in a bit of preemptive recycling ..."
by eighthofseven April 6, 2010
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