Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.

My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.

by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020

Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020

Process Group

The most successful company in the World. Is likely to be floated on the FTSE100 in 2054 and be the most valueable company in history.

Reporter: What is the most powerful, successful company in the World?
Analyst: Process Group... End of.

Reporter: Makes sense to me!

by Bert1357 October 13, 2020

procentahc

it's a modified polish word, orginally "procentach" (means %);

differs in ending;
"procentahc" means to want be different (like better, more brave) at making important decisions;
when somebody calls himself "procentahc" it means that he wants to go back in time and make some another life-changing decisions

i feel like wedish procentahc tho, i miss her

by 480yann December 20, 2020

porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.

"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"

by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021

ProClean Effect

The result of having your car valeted by ProClean (an immaculate vehicle that looks as good as new).

I took my car to be valeted at ProClean and it really is true what they say about the ProClean Effect. My car is SPOTLESS.

by Jazzy-B February 15, 2021

porcelain horse

A toilet not fit to be a porcelain throne.

My friend doesn't have a lot of money so he had to get a porcelain horse instead.

by Maxgus54 February 22, 2021