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Prince Albert Fountainhead

The effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a Prince Albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. Sometimes also resulting in a Keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.
Person1- "Why don't you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?"
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
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little prince syndrome

Why do so many men sabotage relationships and careers? Current cultural stereotypes of men range from bumbling incompetence to aggressive, macho insensitivity. I’ve worked with men in therapy and personal growth workshops for over 25 years, and I’ve identified a type of adult man I call the LATE Men, Lost, Angry Teens, and they are often stuck in an adolescent level of development – literally, LATE to grow into full adult functioning.
We all have four primary internal parts: An Inner Child, a Teenager, an Inner Critic, and a loving, responsible Adult. The Teenager seeks independence, identity, and acceptance with peers. Teens may also become rebellious, angry, confused and withdrawn. Adjustment problems are more likely to occur in distressed or dysfunctional families, where adolescents do not receive the guidance, emotional support, and other resources necessary for healthy maturation and individuation.
You have little prince syndrome
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 24, 2019
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Prince Albert

A Medusa on a penis. Most commonly on a chode to draw attention away from the fact that it's a freak of nature.
Girl: "Hey, wanna do it?"
Guy: "Sure. Let me take out my Prince Albert, first."
Girl: "Wtf, ew, is that a buttplug?"
Guy: "No, it's a Medusa on a penis!! Gosh, get with the program."
Girl: "Fine, you wanna be like that? No sexxy time tonight, betch!"
by Sam Chaves March 25, 2008
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Fresh Prince

Taking a shit, sitting backwards on the toilet. Much like Will Smith's character "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" often sits backwards on chairs.
by Johnny Thrust of CCN August 5, 2011
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Prince Feilder

The Price Feilder is the record breaking amount of peircings in the male genitals and penis -- it heals quickly and is relatively trouble free. It enters the urethra and exits immediately behind the glans. The whole penis is filled top to bottom with round metal balls.

The piercings is usually done in 10ga or larger, and stretches very quickly. Most men (and women) find that 6ga or 4ga is an ideal size. For some people, the piercing is purely aesthetic, but for others, it is highly sensual. I should add that some women find the piercing uncomfortable.
"Your Grandma likes a man with a good Prince Feilder."
by roadichose October 13, 2007
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prannet

a small piece of turd which clings to ones ass hairs after a shite
oo rob harney has a prannet stuck to his boxers... hes such a retard
by wilbur June 9, 2003
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prancing pussies

the Yalie jackoffs in downtown New Haven that prance across the street like little pussies...the prance is not a walk and not a jog, it's just the way a prancing pussy would prance to get to class on time
While we were driving our box truck in New Haven, John mowed down 4 prancing pussies on College Street alone.
by Yalies are Faggots February 20, 2004
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