Used to make fun of metal posers, the metal equivalent of leet speak.
You take a bunch of genres, bands, and famous metal musicians and you make a random inaccurate statement or you just spell the names wrong for a band and famous musician.
You take a bunch of genres, bands, and famous metal musicians and you make a random inaccurate statement or you just spell the names wrong for a band and famous musician.
Typical examples of Poser Speak:
"Maytallica was not even thrash during mister of puppets, kill yourself poser"
"DION RUINED BLACK SLABBATH"
" I'm pretty sure Tom Araya era Metallica was the best, their best album was Holy Diver # Grind Core #Not Thrash "
"Paranoid was Opeth's best album # Thrash for lyfe"
"Maytallica was not even thrash during mister of puppets, kill yourself poser"
"DION RUINED BLACK SLABBATH"
" I'm pretty sure Tom Araya era Metallica was the best, their best album was Holy Diver # Grind Core #Not Thrash "
"Paranoid was Opeth's best album # Thrash for lyfe"
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1.Someone who pretends to like a certain thing to amuse a certain crowd.
2.Someone who pretends to like something they know little about just because there friends or people they know like it.
2.Someone who pretends to like something they know little about just because there friends or people they know like it.
Person one: "Dude did you hear about Daft Punks new album?
Person two: "What new album?"
Person one: "There new album it was so overhyped! It's called Random Access
Memories!"
Person two: "Oh yeah! That one!"
Person one: Yeah! Don't you love Get Lucky?
Person two: "Yeah I know I listed to it like 100 times! Which album is it
From again?"
Person one: "Dude.... Your such a poser."
Person two: "What new album?"
Person one: "There new album it was so overhyped! It's called Random Access
Memories!"
Person two: "Oh yeah! That one!"
Person one: Yeah! Don't you love Get Lucky?
Person two: "Yeah I know I listed to it like 100 times! Which album is it
From again?"
Person one: "Dude.... Your such a poser."
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