Phandom

A dangerous, yet beautiful, black hole of outdated inside jokes and millions of 12 year old girls.

You have two sides:
-cringey ass toddlers
-edgy meme lords

There is no greyscale.

Bethany: JESSICA! Grab my sharpie we’re going into London to stalk Dan and Phil

Jessica: Why does she keep doing this, Maggie?

Maggie: She’s a Phandom memeber now. There’s no known cure yet.

by softsunshinedefinessomewords October 12, 2018

phandom

basically a cult but a lot scarier
we love and respect phan (daniel howell and phil lester) because they deserve it and we have no other hobbies.

also known as trash cans , rats , phannies and bastards , we have a strong dislike for the outside and the people who inhabit it.
also,
we are everywhere.

there is no escape.
you should probably start running.

*grabs a potato and a knife *

normal human 1 : " hey have you heard of the phandom ?
normal human 2 : "yeah those guys are crazy, not for me thanks"
us rats : *screams*

by dans_fourth_chin January 15, 2020

Phandotoryle

The chemical toxin found in Phaxyledocine that undergoes change in a rapid pace.

“The Phandotoryle that released out of the Phaxyledocine will not harm you unless you are exposed to it for a long amount of time.”

by Andrew Murtin October 2, 2023

the phandom

The name of the fandom of youtubers Dan Howell and Amazingphil.
The phandom consists of phanies who worships them and sometimes ships them (see phan).
The phandom are crazy and creative, meaning, they can be found everywhere and are known for trashing comment sections on all medias. They are also known for constantly crafting.
Members of the phandom are part of a phamily, get pheels (feels) and sometimes write or read phanfiction (fanfiction)

-What do you like doing?
-I'm in the phandom.
-It's okay, don't cry, craft, I am a phan too
-Oh okay, let's go read some smutty phanfictions

by Idun August 4, 2019

Phantom Research

Creating facts to support your argument. Often alluding to "research" that can't be verified.

Weston is amazing at doing phantom research to support his arrogance.

by Publius Valerius Publicola December 9, 2008

Phantom Action

A part of a dream that is so ordinary and realistic that you believe it to have actually happened. Phantom Actions entail incredibly simple circumstances such as putting your keys in a different place, or telling someone who looks like Barbara Walters that he or she looks like Barbara Walters.

"I could have sworn that I bought new shampoo. I guess it was just a Phantom Action"

by LordRaccoon May 26, 2009

Phantominon

1. (Noun) A person who is possesed by a ghost or phoantom.
2. (Noun) A person who wears hippie clothes while riding on a unicycle in the middle of London.
3. (Adjective) To describe someone as an ungrateful idiot excuse of a person.

1. OMG! Your boyfriend is a PHANTOMINON!!!!!
2. The news just said there is a Phantominon near Big Ben!
3. Ugh. Your such a Phantominon.

by Flapdoodle1112 July 1, 2009