Pentesexual

A man identifying as heterosexual who can often be identified by his unchanging fashion sense of “short back and sides” haircut with a moustache and beard, tight jeans and shirt. They typically attend Pentecostal mega churches and hang out in packs. Within these packs there is usually a hierarchy of alpha males who frequently adopt a posture of standing with their eyes closed, and swaying on their feet with their arms raised.

My brother is a pentesexual.

by EnglishDictionary edition 2025 October 11, 2025

phisexual

bisexual dan and phil fan

omg i’m a phisexual..

by tayloryorkenthusiast February 2, 2026

phisexual

bisexual dan and phil fan

omg i’m a phisexual

by tayloryorkenthusiast February 2, 2026

Actually Pansexual

Where your actually attracted to pans instead of humans.

I'm coming out as actually pansexual.
Wow! Your so brave, but don't jerk off to my pan please.

by I like penis but not pans February 27, 2022

Earring Pansexual

Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.

"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"

"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."

"I guess so.."

by Appleinzeocean July 6, 2023