pet-sexual

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A person who is not attracted to guys or girls but just likes pets. Sort of like a bike-sexual is with bikes.

Cute Guy: Hey Britney wanna go out some time this weekend?

Britney: No, I think I'll volunteer at the humane society instead.

Cute Guy: Oh, you must be a pet-sexual.

pet-sexual by lksgrblsbldbstpoui;bg December 22, 2008

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petsexual

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+

Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh

petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

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Related Words

pet-sexual • Potsexual • Pensexual • Persexual • petesexual • Patsexual • Peasexual • peesexual • peisexual • pentsexual

peesexual

someone who is attracted to other pee

Idoit: I think I am peesexual
person : no your just dumb

peesexual by GenGingg July 2, 2021

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Pensexual

A Pansexual is a person who is sexually interested in other people regardless of gender including males, females, and transsexuals.

Someone that likes Straight, Bi and Gay people, Pensexual

Pensexual by PandaGirl2012 September 14, 2009

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pentsexual

A pentsexual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. They will literally have sex with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.

person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.

person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?

person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.

pentsexual by roger129 August 4, 2011

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Persexual

Being attracted to personalities disregarding the person's genitals.

"I like him/her for his/her personality."
"You are so persexual."

Persexual by GreyFace August 21, 2011

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petesexual

When someone is sexual attracted to daddy Pete Davidson. The attraction is so strong it has to have its own category.

Taylor: Damn pete is so hot i just wanna suck him off
Me: Oh shit you must be petesexual
Taylor: you know it bestie
Me: AHH me too queen

petesexual by slut4mgk January 6, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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