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pet-sexual 

A person who is not attracted to guys or girls but just likes pets. Sort of like a bike-sexual is with bikes.
Cute Guy: Hey Britney wanna go out some time this weekend?

Britney: No, I think I'll volunteer at the humane society instead.

Cute Guy: Oh, you must be a pet-sexual.
pet-sexual by lksgrblsbldbstpoui;bg December 22, 2008
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petsexual 

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+
Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh
petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

peesexual 

someone who is attracted to other pee
Idoit: I think I am peesexual
person : no your just dumb
peesexual by GenGingg July 2, 2021
A Pansexual is a person who is sexually interested in other people regardless of gender including males, females, and transsexuals.
Someone that likes Straight, Bi and Gay people, Pensexual
Pensexual by PandaGirl2012 September 14, 2009

pentsexual 

A pentsexual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. They will literally have sex with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.
person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.

person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?

person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.
pentsexual by roger129 August 4, 2011

Persexual 

Being attracted to personalities disregarding the person's genitals.
"I like him/her for his/her personality."
"You are so persexual."
Persexual by GreyFace August 21, 2011

petesexual 

When someone is sexual attracted to daddy Pete Davidson. The attraction is so strong it has to have its own category.
Taylor: Damn pete is so hot i just wanna suck him off
Me: Oh shit you must be petesexual
Taylor: you know it bestie
Me: AHH me too queen
petesexual by slut4mgk January 6, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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