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Past

a past tense or form of a verb.
by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>
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Creep Creeping Past Expiration

Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.

Signature Behaviors:

Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006

Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him

Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls

Gets mad when women don’t flirt back

Believes showering is optional but sex is a right

Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)

Symptoms Include:

Thinking his penis still has a fan base

Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you

Bragging about sex he’s not having

Fearing accountability more than jail

How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
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Paste Eater

an individual that likes and consumes something just because it’s popular and is liked and praised by everyone else.
“Did you see that stupid anime skin that dude is wearing on mw2 2022? “

“Yeah he even bought the battle pass that dude is such a fucking *paste eater*”
by DocNocturnal April 14, 2023
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Past-Rizz

When rizz from the past helps you in the present or future.
Yo, I talked to my employer years ago, and my past-rizz 100% helped me get the job.
by JASUS16 April 20, 2023
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Boudreaux's Butt Paste

An American brand of skin cream that started out as a remedy for diaper rash.12 It has also been used for the treatment of various skin ailments including psoriasis, jock itch, shingles, chafing, cold sores and acne
In 2008, due to Boudreaux's Butt Paste ads on the car, Ray's No. 90 Ford was named the fifth scariest NASCAR paint scheme of all time by ESPN The Magazine for having "'BUTT PASTE' slapped on the rear quarter panels in giant red lettering and a cartoon baby riding on the hood
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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