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semen puking asshole dickhead

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag
by Big Bear July 15, 2003
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Poking

to insert fingers into the vagina in a thrusting motion.
Girl:Mark tried poking me last night.
Girl2:OMG, did you let him?!
Girl: Of course!
by breadandjam March 29, 2012
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Puking Ina Mo

Puking Ina Mo, Pinahiram mo pa ako ng Asawa mo. Ang sarap, Puking Ina Mo ulit
by PilipinongGago March 3, 2021
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paving scam

A scam devised by gypsies which involves a "paver" stopping by a house or business stating "I have some leftover asphalt from a big job and I can pave your driveway inexpensively." They either do a really poor job, jack up the price that you agreed to, or do the job after you say no and demand money.
John calls his Boss: "Some weird looking smelly guy is asking if we want him to pave our driveway? He says he has a bunch of leftover asphalt and can do it real cheap."

John's Boss: "NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Tell that disgusting gypsy to take his paving scam elsewhere!"
by coopdalai March 17, 2010
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poking

When someone keeps referring to your faults while you're trying to or inticing accomplish something or even when you're just doing you. Someone who tries to make your flaws or bad habits evident in attempt to embarrass or bring you down. This doesn't have to be done deliberately but typically is and usually brings the "pokey" to contemplate what the "poker" is criticizing aka poking
1) When you begin to clean your room and your mom walks by and starts poking at how you vacuum or the way you fold your clothes. like bitch please I don't see you coming in here to help. Match up my socks or keep it movin

2) When you order a fatty burger and your boyfriend orders a salad - he will most likely start poking at your eating choices and habits. DO NOT listen to that bullshit. You are a woman not a rabbit. Top of the food chain - you best order the rarest cow with extra cheese and devour that bitch like it's your last meal. FUCK THE POKERS
by Luminati February 27, 2017
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Parking attendant

n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts
"I can't stand their (Parking Attendants) pumptious, cunt-like attitude. They're all a bunch of plightfiddlers! I bet they're all McWabblers! Gits." TRH Tony Blair, Member of Parliament for Sedgefield, circa 1997
by How it is April 6, 2005
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pakin a fatty

packing your lip so fat with dip that you cant talk or communicate. Usually results in swollowing your fatty and yacking everywhere.
I was pakin a fatty and swallowed it and yacked all over my new ipod.
by Swia February 26, 2011
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