double wicket maiden onion 

deflowering a girl in both passages with the sole lubricant being provided by both parties' tear ducts.

did u see jbone with chunk's sister last night? supposedly went the whole way - double wicket maiden onion!

double wicket maiden onion by winkle79 May 7, 2009

lay it like an onion 

An idiom which is used when someone is being an idiot.

Wedge: Wheeeyyy!
Vlad: Wedge, just lay it like an onion!

lay it like an onion by TheLordAndSaviour May 6, 2016

Tonguing the onion 

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

Tonguing the onion by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018

stop coming the onion 

it basically means dont hide things, or stop the fake crying, referring to an onions layers and the tears resulting from peeling one, a saying primarily used in certain areas of the northwest of england

Oh give over man and stop coming the onion

stop coming the onion by chrisSt January 28, 2020

Full auto onion smear 

When you slip some laxities in your girls onion for dinner and convince her to have sex and your giving it to her in the ass while we proceeds to shit on you in a full auto

“What did you do last night marshall”
“ I gave this hooker the full auto onion smear!”

Full auto onion smear by Unknown Americans September 2, 2022

Full auto onion smear 

When you slip a laxities in someone’s onion and convince them to have sex and decide to put it in the ass unleashing a full auto onion smear

“What did you do last night marshall?”
“I gave my boyfriend a full auto onion smear!”

Full auto onion smear by Unknown Americans September 2, 2022

Gone off onion 

When you leave an onion in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy and stinky.

The gone off onion tastes like a vampire's breath

Gone off onion by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023