wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail

dam your moring wood pecker be showing

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

wood cow

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.

1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."

by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009

zachary wood

Just some cunt who jacks off to hentai

"Hey look its zachary wood"

by Jaredsfootlong May 6, 2018

slap the wood

Slapping an erect penis against pussy.

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!

by Brzaukee March 21, 2015

Flip the wood

During sexual intercourse when your partner flips you and inserts the wood

He took me home and he showed me how he wanted to flip the wood

by Paranoid Squad August 19, 2017

James wood

when a man gets morning wood at an awkward time or place

Girl: why are you hard, do I arouse you.
Man: no I swear its just james wood

by The urban catastrophe September 18, 2020

disk in the woods

When something is so new, that not even hipsters know about it.

Did you hear about the new indie band Opigon?
No.
i found it on a disk in the woods.

by anon kim April 7, 2015