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dock bling

when:

-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,

-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize

all of the above is annoying.
Yo! Funkquisha has some serious dock bling, bitch better learn to minimize those icons...Sheeeeeeeeet....
by dr.light September 27, 2010
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Dock Block

A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.
John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."

Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
by LlordLlama October 16, 2012
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Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.
by TxHuey June 4, 2017
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Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.
Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.
by D.isfor.Donut August 26, 2021
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Sent to the docks

wannabee roadman slang for being deported. Usually used in the country where teenagers think they’re hard
Jack: what happened to Mickey? Did he get booked
Tommy: no, mans got sent to the docks
by Soothouse February 25, 2020
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Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.
Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends
by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016
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Docking

Docking is such a lovely thing. I dock my dad all the time. docking is a very touchy thing that you do with your sneaky link or your bros. I love docking with da boyzzzz. Docking is a sexual sport when you shove your shlong into another shlong with your foreskin.
docking is:
Napoleon grabbed my arm and pulled me into a dark closet.... bro what the fuck? he turned the light on and dimmed the lights... he pulled it out and I smirked, wait bro why are we doing this in the janitor's closet? you know *giggles*, "so Rodrick," says Napoleon. "you ready". Rodrick nods. Rodrick strips and looks at napoleons rock-solid 12-inch cock "damn". Napoleon begins to put his schlong inside Rodricks 8 inches, BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH. the hear the chingle of keys as the janitor starts to unlock the door, the two boys freeze still inside eachother....
by DOCKSTER November 22, 2021
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