by OscarFuckup February 28, 2017
The god of a cult. You have to sacrifice baby goats, while you wear a hat, and you throw it into a trash can. Steve Jobs will get it in the night and then he will feed your family.
Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!
All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.
Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!
All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.
by Burninjoker December 15, 2010
dude, i got a steve job last night while i was playing wow
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.
by Tbombz, Chazbear, & Sandy October 11, 2011
by satan 666 August 29, 2005
A mythical beast, which can be found in the in the bronx of weston-super-mare this creature has the ability to change the shape of its face without warning it does this by using an unique type of plastic surgery. this has baffled scientist for years as a seemlusly deformed beast can rescalped it face into something beautiful but is unable to keep it for more than 20 seconds, the last steve jackson to be seen was over ten years ago, and some now think they are extinct but just like big foot, scientist with their camera's are always hoping to catch a gilmps of the beast in one of the natural waterholes of meadvale namely the "nightjar".
tell tale signs that you have seen a steve jackson are
1. it is wearing a ton of hair gel
2. it is probably playing warcraft
3. it is incredibly sarcatic
4. Wearing the asda crest
5. smells like defication
6. may look like brad pitt for 20 seconds
if you have witnessed any of the above please could you contact the National steve jackson spotting agency.
Thankyou
1. it is wearing a ton of hair gel
2. it is probably playing warcraft
3. it is incredibly sarcatic
4. Wearing the asda crest
5. smells like defication
6. may look like brad pitt for 20 seconds
if you have witnessed any of the above please could you contact the National steve jackson spotting agency.
Thankyou
by missy elliot118 May 04, 2006
closeted gay boy
“secretly” in love with his best friend but pretends to fall in love with girls.
traitor
was a scrawny little dude but then shot up some drugs and got big and strong
throws around a frisbee
was pretty chilly for 70 years
doesn’t break laws but when bucky is involved he’ll break them all
“language”
america’s ass
an old man
“secretly” in love with his best friend but pretends to fall in love with girls.
traitor
was a scrawny little dude but then shot up some drugs and got big and strong
throws around a frisbee
was pretty chilly for 70 years
doesn’t break laws but when bucky is involved he’ll break them all
“language”
america’s ass
an old man
woah look at that frisbee
that must be steve rogers
what a traitor leaving his souls mate like that
yeah what a boomer
that must be steve rogers
what a traitor leaving his souls mate like that
yeah what a boomer
by 20lbweight February 25, 2020
1. An absolute lad who loves to go throw boomerangs in thunderstorms with his delusional nephew.
2. A victim of the Australian government's scapegoating nature.
2. A victim of the Australian government's scapegoating nature.
Nephew: "Hey! uncle steve, it's raining outside..."
Uncle Steve: Lets go throw some boomerangs, it'll cause an intense connection.
Uncle Steve: Lets go throw some boomerangs, it'll cause an intense connection.
by trolololol1 October 25, 2019