Jiggabum [lazy] [bum] [jigga]

A Jiggabum , is a lazy / rude person , who thinks they have you wrapped around their finger , and can do with you what they like .

Jiggabum lazy bum jigga

My ex boyfriend was a Jiggabum , he lived in my house cost free for 2 years and still thought he could run shit ... Curtis is a Jiggabum ..

by Sasafraz87 January 29, 2009

Lazy Face Syndrome [L.F.S.]

The often recurring condition in which the state of one's face appears to feel as if it is "lazy," and/or "droopy" due to their current state of being stoned.

It could also be described as the condition of lacking initiative and motivation to move.

Man, Bob sure is suffering from a serious case of Lazy Face Syndrome L.F.S., he has been sitting in that chair doing nothing and drifting off into space this whole party.

by TheSmokeBloke July 22, 2008

lazy finger syndrome

When you are tired and your finger develops ED erectile dysfunction so instead of flipping someone off with you finger stiff, you just bend every other finger instead of your middle one.

1: DOUCHEBAG.

2: Yeah, well you know what?! *flips 1 off*

3: Dude, that was pathetic, you must have lazy finger syndrome

by manny-katles-jojojo December 17, 2011

Lazy Hitch hiker

lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.

Alternate definition:
A sign sold by Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
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I'm not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.

by Sean the Buffalo December 03, 2010

Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS)

'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'

Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.

"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"

by lzytxtr October 12, 2018

too lazy to write my name

a cunt with a surprisingly large amount of time to do nothing

wow, too lazy to write my name is a total cunt.

by Some Scottish Cunt August 29, 2017

Jiggabum [lazy] [bum] [jigga]

A Jiggabum , is a lazy / rude person , who thinks they have you wrapped around their finger , and can do with you what they like .

Jiggabum lazy bum jigga

My ex boyfriend was a Jiggabum , he lived in my house cost free for 2 years and still thought he could run shit ... Curtis is a Jiggabum ..

by Sasafraz87 January 29, 2009