Brett Oakes

If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.

“I would let Brett Oakes fuck the shit out of me”
“Brett Oakes ass is fatter then Lizzo”

by Baudhaxhzuhzha November 25, 2021

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Oak

The name of the hottest and sexiest man alive. Has the biggest ass and tits.

Person 1: woah did you see that guy?? He’s HOT

Person 2: that’s oak of course he’s hot!

by EaAeE November 30, 2021

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Treaty Oak Revival

The best band to ever exist.

“Did you hear Treaty Oak Revival’s new song? It’s another banger.”

by Dinasourlizard February 29, 2024

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Treaty Oak Revival

A band of thieves, tryna steal some hearts for fun.

Woman: “Officer, look! There’s a bunch of outlaws over there!”

Officer: “Don’t worry ma’am it’s just Treaty Oak Revival.”

by Dinasourlizard February 29, 2024

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Oak Harbor

America's Amsterdam, not only did the dutch settle here, half of Oak harbor's and Hollands' people smoke weed everyday, thinking they have 300 IQ but in reality they have ⅑.⁵⁵⁸ of that. The autism buses probably have yelling kids everyday (no offence lol) 💀

1. Hey i wanna go to oak harbor
2. Sry but everyone will either be yelling or smoke weed
1. Ok then how about i stick with my cute tókýó uwu

by Omskmapping July 7, 2022

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Oak Harbor

A small town that is not even a town, but a village in north west ohio. its neighbor Port Clinton has a bunch of white trash and thinks they are the best at everything. Oak Harbor High thinks that they are a football school when in reality Softball and Soccer are the best sports there. It consists of Fuckboys, whores, two faced people, emo people, and people who play fetch and bark in the hallways. dont forget about the nicotine addicts and the stoners. Keston is the coolest person at school and his whole friend group. oh and Will is the professional pizza maker of Oak Harbor and Andan is the professional Ice Cream maker of Oak Harbor

wanna go to Oak Harbor?

by bean rubb July 25, 2022

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