Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.

I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.

by Misterree88 November 20, 2011

Barbie Hand

A stiff hand that a girl does when taking a photo that resembles the hand of a Barbie doll.

Yo, come look at this Instagram photo, this chick has a fucking Barbie hand.

by Jarosz January 17, 2016

sweet hand

A Trini (Trinidad & Tobago, W.I.) colloquialism meaning that someone is a great cook; someone who is talented in the kitchen; someone who makes really tasty food. Like someone who's talented at growing plants is said to have a 'green thumb,' a Trini who cooks really well is said to have a 'sweet hand.'

"Justin Silva? Dat man have a sweet hand! He made a 3-course seafood dinner for his girl's birthday!"

by c5ive December 16, 2011

1800 Hands

It's like Edward 40 hands but you use two bottles of 1800 silver tequila. Has only been attempted twice, first time being a total disaster, the second being one of the greatest achievements of our time. Only true men, and true women will succeed but all must attempt at least once in their lifetime. Then and only then one can say they truly lived.

John: yeah I'm a successful business owner, father, multi-billionaire. I have definitely lived my life to the fullest
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!

John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived

by imdaddrmaster January 17, 2021

Hand Brownie

When a girl or guy shits in their hand and gives a sloppy hand job.

Wow Monica just gave me a hand brownie and it was delicious.

by P-Jizzle September 5, 2016

shelby handed

Doing something left handed, like Shelby.

Tim was shooting Shelby handed around barriers today at the range.

by dgarage June 11, 2020

Hand Crusher

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. He gave himself this name at the hospital with both Izuku Midoriya and Tenya Iida after the Stain insident. He says that he is always there when someone's hand gets hurt. "Hand Crusher" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia community.

"Am I cursed?"

"Todoroki! I didn't know you had a sense of humor!"

"This isn't a joke. I'm like the Hand Crusher or something."

by IcyThot July 18, 2021