sack of crap

A sack that is full of shit, Sean O' Brien

Me: Sean, you're a big Irish sack of crap
Sean: Fuck you, Daniel.

by DumbWoob May 14, 2004

ball sack

sack of balls

"i was hit in the head with your ball sack"- baseball player#1
"oh, im sorry, i didnt mean to hit you, my balls are huge and i really cant control them"- baseball player#2

by MRMOPAR1990 December 19, 2012

dime sack

In the drug trade, a reference to:

1 - A small amount of pot (generally worth appx $10)

2 - Very small baggies (about 1cm x 1cm) that a rock of crystalline substance (ie, crack cocaine, crystal meth ) can fit in, often worth appx $10.

I fell back into active addiction after I saw the dime sack and chose to smoke it.

by pozcircuitboy September 15, 2004

sack whack

a vicious frontal attack on one's genitals

also can be referred to as a jimmy sack whack or a jimmy tap

"Hey whats up, Owwww...Why'd you give me a jimmy tap?"

by Beegis June 23, 2006

cum sack

Someone who holds cum in some place in there body; I.E. Butthole, mouth, vagina etc.

A person who is a fucking bastard.

You cum sacked son of a bitch.

by Rporter February 25, 2008

Long Sack

A crude event in Track and Field that I somehow invented while talking to Danny. It involves running a long distance, and then having your sack measure. The person with the greatest length is the victor.

Danny: "Long Jump...Track"
Me: "Did you say long sack? What if there was an event where you ran a mile and then they measured your sack, and the person with the longest sack won? Haha...yeah.."
Danny: "Haha...that is quite humorous, yet odd."
Me: "Yeah it is. I apologize."

by JayToTheKAy June 4, 2005

love sack

male organ which is used to carry sperm.

I teabaged that girl with my love sack.

by Zlou April 9, 2009