Boyfriend Jeans

Relaxed-fitting jeans designed for women that are actually pointless due to the pockets usually being sewn-on fabric patches (sometimes with decorative, industrial-chic, gunmetal zippers) instead of actual pockets to store important things like wallets, keys and pepper spray.

See also: women's cargo pants; boyfriend shirt; G-star Raw's cute new 'boyfriend shirt dress'.

Back in the 90's, relaxed fitting jeans marketed for women were simply called... jeans, and they had actual pockets, unlike boyfriend jeans. Now female hipster millennials apparently require a boyfriend to achieve the 'fuck-the-patriarchy' look.

by Utinni Yubnub June 9, 2016

Boyfriend Jerk

Someone being a complete jerk about having a boyfriend

Some Random Guy: "Excuse me ma'm"
Boyfriend Jerk: "I have a boyfriend!"

by nope_wasTaken December 5, 2022

Boyfriend Horny

A girl, for such - who is a massive simp yet doesn't have the courage to ask anyone out. This girl simps a lot, and finds most people attractive (of which is male)

Jessica: Oh my god, Rhianna sent me so many snaps on how boyfriend horny she is
Brittany: Gosh she is so desperate

by mistake.exe March 16, 2021

Group boyfriend

The group boyfriend is the guy in the friend group who fills the role of the “boyfriend” to all the girls in the group. He will hold purses when the group goes out, help get all the girls home safe, help with things around the house, etc. Pretty much does everything a boyfriend would without anything being romantic to the whole friend group.

Sarah: I really need help with building that shelf this weekend.
Jane: Just ask Cody, he is basically the group boyfriend after all.

Grace: I love how Logan buys most of our drinks when we go out, he is the best group boyfriend!

by Simpleflower11 April 1, 2022

Jacob's Boyfriend

Jacob's boyfriend is hot

Jacob's boyfriend is hot

by not chris's dad March 8, 2022

Cristina’s boyfriend

The most sexiest,inteligent,amazing,nice,handsome boy in the world

He is so hot he must be cristina’s boyfriend

by gutfjjbgy November 21, 2021

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016