who needs a car if i can swim underwater

a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not

peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater

by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021

poop needles

The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.

Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.

by rip-trip July 8, 2021

where ya need me.

An expression for letting your friends know that you are ready to help them out whenever they need. An easy way to let someone know you've got their back.

Homey #1:
When we out in Vegas this weekend, there's a good chance I might need you to help me dispose of some late-night aftermath, ya dig?

Homey #2:
No doubt. Where ya need me.

by bigtongs January 20, 2010

your opinion is not needed

The title says it all

Your opinion is not needed m8

by hollaback-girl June 26, 2016

Skinny as a needle

Britney Spears

Person 1: Have you heard “Toxic” by Skinny As A Needle?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Britney Spears?
Person 1: Yes!

by jennahasabasketballgametmrw June 27, 2019

we need to talk

The 4 most fatal words to a relationship.
(usually said by the "Female Companion")
If you hear her say these words dump her fast!
WARNING: She may not want to break up so be careful.

Female Companion: "We need to talk"
Guy: thinks to himself "Shit!"

by keithian irby October 2, 2005

need-a-sandwich.

Adjective referring to a very skinny person who needs to gain weight, generally a woman; too skinny.

You see that skinny as Keira Knightley? That bitch so need-a-sandwich.

by Pimpmasta J3\/\/ July 7, 2004