Nerd Terms

EXTREMELY overused words. Most of which are 1337(leet?)speak terms, cliched insults that make people want to scream, and words that nerds use a hell of a lot.
Nerd Terms are extremely annoying, because almost everyone uses them, and because they are just plain bad disses, etc.
And now, Nerd terms have become part of the english language because of a bunch of nerds, and peer pressure, turning nerd terms into a pandemic.
Bob: (on cell with girlfriend) Wait! Don't dump me! Please!
(girl hangs up)

Nerd 1: PWNAGE!!!
Nerd 2: R3J3CTED
Nerd 3: R0TFLOL
Nerd 4:Oh!!! Diss!
Nerd 5:Burn! You need some ointment for that burn!
Nerd 6: Hope you brought yo plate, cuz youz just got served!!!

Bob: I swear I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass, y'all.

Nerd 7: (to the other nerds) /oh, Über PWNAGE!!!! Biatch!

Joe: Bob get the hell outta there before thos Nerd Terms get into yo system, Biatch! Otherwise I will PWN YO ASS!

Nerd 7:Diss! (Then get's shot in the ass)
by gmar5 June 07, 2009
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Nerd Mode

When you’re wearing eyeglasses instead of contacts.
Ugh, I ran out of contacts! Guess I’ll have to be in nerd mode and wear my glasses.
by kristalskulls January 23, 2022
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Nerd Fight

A pathetic attempt by two or more people to fight over the internet, usually while playing a video game. Since they cannot harm each-other physically, they attempt to harm each-other emotionally with name-calling, excessive swearing, and trying to act tough. Sometimes it is amusing and other times simply pathetic. Sometimes these 'fights' can last for over 30 minutes and serve no purpose other that to annoy everyone in the game/chatroom.
Nerd 1: omg fuking haxker noob.
Nerd 2: lolz u wish nub Ill pwn ur ass enyday
Nerd 1: yeah right btch least my mom aint a hairy ass slut.
Nerd 2: too bad you cant do anything to her with ur neddle d1ck lolz!
Nerd 1: whatever n00b Id fkin rape u at (insert overplayed fps shooter) anyday idiot u suck azz.
Nerd 3: hey everyone, its a NERD FIGHT!!!
(etc...)
by BlacRyu July 11, 2008
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nerd rage

Indignant, hysterical, and incoherent screaming brought on by video game induced frustration.
Being griefed in UO for the 20th time that day, Ebert fell into an apoplectic nerd rage.
by Saks August 13, 2007
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urban nerd

Noun.Slang (urbn-nurd) An individual that uses modern technology on a daily basis for both business and personal use, without sacrifice of individual style or swagger. Often referred to as a "Turf Scholar"
John is what I'd call an Urban Nerd. He's both street smart and tech savvy. He can handle his business on the block and in the office. He's still street, but his "tech-game" is serious! He knows his way around a computer.
by dollarado jaw October 27, 2008
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Nerd escort

A person who goes out/dances/fuck with a nerd to get the long run benefits (good job/career)
She is too cute for him. She must be doing nerd escort.
by not_you January 24, 2009
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Power Nerd

Someone who likes nerdy things like pokemon games or star wars but is still popular and parties and hooks up.
Person 1: Ben fucked Sally and then as soon as he was done pulled his gameboy out and started playing pokemon.

Person 2: He is the biggest power nerd
by OneBadMotherFuckker August 19, 2008
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