Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.

The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.

by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024

Mullet Monkey

White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.

Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.

by TRAPT Nsty April 16, 2021

Mullet Lite

Any of the cheap watered down American beers such as Bud Light or Natty light.

If you’re going to Mike’s house you better bring your own beer. All he buys is Mullet Lite.

by Keasterbunny March 10, 2023

Business Casual Mullet

When you're on a Zoom call with business colleagues and you're wearing business casual up top and not much down below. Options for the bottom half include regular underwear, leopard print speedos or nothing at all.

I got up late for work so i put on a button down and nothing else and jump onto the video conference call with the business casual mullet.

by _so_why_not_ April 26, 2024

Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwich originating from the panhandle of Florida is known to cause intense emotions of partying and debauchery on every bite. A favorite of the political working class. Can also be used to describe how someone looks.

That staff meeting was a Hot Mullet Sandwhich!

by walter23456 October 18, 2023

Work Mullet

1. (n.) A mullet suitable for work.
2. (n.) A mullet that works.

Billy Rae Cyrus does not have a work mullet.

by calichic November 11, 2009

Lady Mullet

Lady mullet is a generalized term used to refer to one’s general aura or scent, it can also apply to one’s presence in a room. It is not bad nor good and does not have any synonyms.

Person A: bro you smell like lady mullet.

Person B: bro no I don’t u smell like lady mullet.

Person A: do you even know what lady mullet smells like?

by Poopdollarz4dayz May 13, 2021