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Mullet

Mullet: Men with huge cocks that can pick up any women they want, that’s a man who has a mullet. Many of us call it business in the front party in the back because it’s short in front and long and crazy in the back
Milf- hey there sexy I love your mullet would you like to give me a ride back to my place hehe😉
by CrudeCarson2 October 8, 2020
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Mullet

A type of hair style that was popularized in America in the 1990s. It involves a rat like clump of hair being put on top of a guy that wears too much gel. It should never have happened.
The Mullet is a mistake of a hair style
by Type_Writer June 22, 2017
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Mullet Muffler

When you are eating out a dump truck of an ass from behind and she lets out a gasser that blows your party in the back like a midwestern tornado.
Zach was nose deep in a heifer of a woman when she let one loose that blew his hair mud flap back like a wind sock. He knew he had received a Mullet Muffler.
by Clc see you later October 6, 2025
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Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.
When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.
by Silky mane July 2, 2020
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Mulletize

The act of giving someone a mullet
The barber mulletized Joe
by Steveisapringlesman July 10, 2022
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Highway Mullet

A thin strip of mullet that goes from the forehead down the neck, with a dotted line of baldness down the center.
Man 1: “I think I’m gonna go the the barber and get a highway mullet”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”
by Lakemore likeocean August 7, 2025
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Mullet

A term used in sales to describe a bad lead or a person that is a useless prospect.
I thought this guy was going to buy a house when he came down...but he turned out to be a mullet and couldn't get a loan.
by parkdiesel July 30, 2017
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