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model banger

A pejorative term for people who look down on other people that most would find beautiful and/or are objectively so, due mostly to narcissistic insecurities and an immature, unrealistic concept of beauty.

Usually the model banger is average looking but, nonetheless, with a higher standard for the beauty of others than for their own.

Altough most
_Adam rejected that pornstar who approached him at the party because he didn't like the slight bump on her nose, then tried to approach her when she was with another guy after he got jealous for watching them dancing and kissing.
_And what did she do?.
_She told the other guy what Adam said about her nose, then they both laughed at him and called him a model banger loser.
by Granudisimo May 31, 2018
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Model-Malte

A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.
by VMSE September 9, 2018
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Model of Walmart

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
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Model thicc

When a girl you think is thicc goes on to the next level, model thicc. This term has been used by Kanye West in a song. Basically she so thicc she could be a model.
"omg dude is Amy"
"bow hello, she looking model thicc"
by Jabari T. October 29, 2018
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Model

What is a model? Valeria
by nononononame January 31, 2019
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Model Over Mind

When one prefers a fictional character model (a character's design) over their emotions and personality.
Star Wars fan 1: I honestly don't get how Boba Fett has a fanbase. He barely did anything in The Empire Strikes Back.

Star Wars fan 2: My guess is that it's a sign of model over mind. He does look pretty cool so maybe people like him just for his look.

Star Wars fan 1: That actually explains a lot.
by CelticEagle February 15, 2019
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Madalynne bunch

She likes tall and attractive men like Ryan beer has a big dick
Madalynne bunch is there with that boy Ryan beer he has a big dick and they fuck all the time
by Ryguy March 14, 2019
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